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Sunday, May 14, 2006

How I Learnt the BARON's WORDLIST ???

Well "Extreme situations call 4 extreme actions".....
One such being d one wen i had to cram a "Wordlist" of 5000 odd words into my "small" brain.........dat too in 1 month flat......
Not dat m bad at english or nething......just dat d peer pressure [wen u see everybody arnd u mugging n blurtin out hi-fi words] took its toll on me durin d days wen i was preparing 4 CAT........

So, wat did i do???......

Read on 2 get a sample of wat i did wid each set of words......

"DESOLATE - DIFFUSE"

Be it "Bollywood" or b it "The Indian Curry".....both r equally famous n both have essentially d same ingredients. A typical Bollywood movie, as it is called, has d following "MASALA" Combinations -

1. There's a destitute family wid a despondent old mother [a widow in max. cases] who's tryin hard 2 make ends meet. Her 2 sons r poles asunder. One is determinate to make his ambitions a reality n make his mother proud, and there's no deterrant dat can deviate him from his decisions. The other son, eventhough dextrous in some field, is desultory and despises hardwork coz he thinks there's no value for it and ends up becoming a desperado. And so d story goes on, wid a dash of romance, melodrama, vice, evil n emotions here n there; and in d end as we all know d 2 brothers unite - d bad one realises his mistakes - and it's a happy family once again.

2. Now lets see d ones in which u have a despot ruling a kingdom. As expected he has a beautiful [ read - drop dead gorgeous ] daughter - the princess; heir to d diadem and d huge riches her father possesses. But hey......where's d hero ????
Well u ppl desperatley need some coaching in hindi cinema here..........
Obviously dat guy is d son of a poor farmer. But yes, he's a person who possesses exceptional dialectical skills and can impress even scholars with his didactic dictums and his ability to explain diffuse manuscripts/scriptures to d common ppl in d village.
Now d -ve element - the king's diabolical minister - who's constantly making devious plans to overthrow d king and take over all d wealth instead of being a minister all his life 2 whon d king wud devolve all his work........
So, while his mind is devising all these machinations, the hero [ needless 2 say ] falls in love wid d princess. And as expected d king cums 2 of thislove story.....then wat????
D princess faces a diatribe from her father n is locked up in d palace. The hero cant stay detached 4m her n so ends up workin in d palace under disguise. In dis period he comes 2 know of d minister's detrimental plans. Now there's a dilemma in his mind - as to whether he shud pursue his love or save d kingdom. Since he's not disaffected like d others he chooses d latter eventhough this spreads false detractions/aspersions against him.
But but but.......
There's got to be a "HAPPILY EVER AFTER" ending......right???
So d king is informed in time by d hero [who puts his own life at gr888 risk] abt d minister's evil plans and d kingdom is saved. And as a reward d king agrees 2 marry his daughter off to d hero :-))

These were just 2 of d numerous "But Obvious" story lines dat our beloved "bollywood" has produced over d years..........
Well d words in d list have ended ..........so all i can say now is.....

THE END !!!!!

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2 Comments:

  • My friends and i learnt the simple art of making sentences with the names of People we knew...
    "Gaurav accepted the job offer with alacrity..."etc etc...
    only they got more and more graphic...as time went on...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 4:31 PM, September 18, 2006  

  • Hmm dats a nice way too.......
    I guess i just cant stop writing when my imagination runs wild!
    Dats y dese passages.....

    Neways....... NAME PLZZ ?????

    By Blogger Anuja, At 12:55 AM, September 19, 2006  

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